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23 Ways To Prove That Your Adorable Cat Might Actually Be A Jerk

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DTBT_ATF’); }); I will forever be a dog person because cats are just too smart and devious for my liking. Oh, and they know how pretty they are. I have yet to meet one cat or kitten that didn’t think it was better than everyone else in the room. They are also great at pulling off wicked schemes, but guess what, cats. We’re onto you. I think it’s time to expose your lies to the world. You might appear to be cute and cuddly, but in reality, you’re criminal masterminds. Here’s proof. 1. “They’re mine. They’re all mine!” 2. Looks like you won’t be getting that back anytime soon. Reddit / Vandal60 googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCBM_BTF’); }); 3. “Thanks for warming it up for me.” Reddit / Jerk_Face_Magee 4. “You weren’t going to wear this today, were you?” Reddit / PerverseMadonna 5. This cat is always up for a fight. 6. “No work for you today!” Reddit / mawmaws googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCI1_BTF’); }); 7. Don’t leave your kids alone with cats! 8. “This is my house now!” Reddit / unducked 9. There’s a special place in Hell for this cat. 10. “You bought those for me, didn’t you?” Reddit / my_cat_is_a_jerk 11. “I was only trying to baptize him.” 12. Proof that cats are incredibly aggressive. 13. Buy him a new bed and he’ll sleep on the floor. Reddit / Laladef 14. “I’m over this glass of water.” googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCI2_BTF’); }); 15. Cats can be so possessive. 16. Did he really have to scale my new white shower curtain? Reddit / kinghut11 17. Cats have no respect for anyone but themselves. 18. “Where do you think you’re going?” Reddit / Kal-El99 19. “Only one of us can have all Mommy’s love and attention.” 20. Always getting in the way. Reddit / mmmel 21. He can’t even get through a movie scene because of this cat. 22. You have a whole litter box. You’re just stealing the toilet paper to be a monster. Reddit / Reverserer 23. “I’ll take one of these.” And there you have it, folks — enough evidence to prove that cats are pure evil and should not be trusted. Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/cats-are-terrible/

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Crazy Pastor Tells A Mall Full Of Kids That Santa Isn’t Real Because Life Is Awful

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When it comes to the holiday season, everyone has their own beliefs. Sharing them with others is one thing, but what this crazy pastor just did in Amarillo, Texas, totally crossed the line. As kids wait in line to meet Santa Claus at a local mall, this piece of trash extraordinaire tells the camera that he’s going to crush their dreams by informing them that Old Saint Nick isn’t real. I could hardly believe that he’d actually go through with it, but seconds later, he’s shouting like a mad man. At first, parents try to ignore him, but it eventually becomes too much to bear. All things considered, he’s lucky this didn’t end with a swift punch to the face. Like the angry dads who confront him, my blood is boiling! We’d like to take this moment to remind the pastor that Saint Nicholas was indeed a real man who was canonized. Whether or not he performed miracles is a matter of personal opinion, but even the most cynical historians agree that he was generous man who inspired the modern-day version of Santa Claus. Getty Images Read More: Santa Grants Incredible Last Wish To A Terminally Ill Child Who Dies In His Arms Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/crazy-pastor/

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