Apparently the bacon shortage was hogwash, but that doesn’t make a difference to Ron Swanson — he’s prepared. Very prepared. According to the much-beloved Parks and Recreation character, the best way to prepare for the shortage is to “Procure as much bacon as humanly possible and hide it in as many locations as you can.” SEE MORE: Ron Swanson Does a Reddit AMA How many places is Swanson hiding his bacon? 38. Just in his office. Read more: http://mashable.com/2012/10/12/ron-swanson-bacon-shortage/
From ancient Babylonia to the birth of surrealism to beloved video game characters, mustaches have been the source of the universe’s greatest achievements — just ask Nick Offerman. The dignified mustache enthusiast from TV’s Parks and Recreation is back in a PSA for Movember, explaining how facial hair is an important, defining factor in history. Offerman partnered with Made Men to create the video, which encourages everyone to ditch oppressive razors during November and raise awareness and funds to combat prostate cancer. So prepare to become a part of history by embracing your manly au naturel. BONUS: 12 Comedian Quotes for When Your Job Makes You Want to Cry Inspiring Comedian Quotes 1. Image: Sean Gallup/Getty Images 2. Image: Larry Busacca/Getty Images 3. Image: Bryan Bedder/Getty Images 4. Image: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images 5. Image: Jemal Countess/Getty Images 6. Image: Getty, Newsmakers 7. Image: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Amnesty International 8. Image: Jemal Countess/Getty Images 9. Image: Jason Kempin/Getty Images 10. Image: CARLOS SCHIEBECK/AFP/Getty Images 11. Image: Ken Howard/Getty Images 12. Image: Matt Carr/Getty Images Read more: http://mashable.com/2013/10/23/nick-offerman-moustache-history/
