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PokeRap 2.0 Lists Every Single Pokemon Ever

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The release of Pokémon X and Y has made catching ’em all a more daunting task than ever before. From Accelgor to Zweilous, the latest batch of Pokémon games brings the franchise up to a total of 718 pocket monsters. This updated Pokérap offers a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the Poké Culture of yore, putting the pure volume of modern Pokémon into perspective. If you can get through all nine minutes of Pokélists, you may have what it takes to become a true Pokémon Master. BONUS: 20 Pokémon GIFs That’ll Make You a Better Friend Lessons Pokemon Can Teach You About Friendship 1. Treat your friend’s accomplishments like they’re your own. When your friend wants to celebrate something big, like a new job or an impressive win against a gen-II Pokemon, get excited with them. You’ll want the same fanfare when it’s your moment, too. Image: Adventuretime.wikia Superxgame 2. Stand up for each other. Someone picking on your best bud? Not on your watch. Let that jerk know you follow the “you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us” mentality. Squirtle’s killer shades help, too. Image: Giphy 3. Friends don’t always tell the truth. Just because they’re your friend doesn’t mean they can lie, hypnotize you or take advantage of your gullibility. Friends should always feel like equals. Image: Tumblr tm64 4. Offer a kind gesture in times of stress. Friendship isn’t all sunshine and daisies, you know. There are going to be days when your BFF loses a fight, and those are the days you need to be waiting with a pat on the back, a tub of ice cream and very large beer to cheer them up. Image: Giphy 5. A little competition can be a good thing. Friends push each other. So when your friend is looking buff after a little extra time at the gym, and is getting more attention when you two go out, channel that jealousy into the motivation you need to step up your game. Image: Giphy 6. Everything is more fun when your bestie is doing it with you. Because let’s face it, you have no idea what’s happening at this sporting event. You guys are just here because you wanted to wear a kimono and carry pom-poms. Image: Giphy 7. Sometimes a boost of confidence is all your friend needs. When your best bud is struggling, sometimes all it takes is an encouraging word from you to make them find their voice and feel better. Image: Giphy 8. Challenge each other. Pikachu clearly doesn’t even lift, bro. But that doesn’t mean that Sandshrew isn’t going to push him to try. Image: Imgur, adiltroll 9. Watch out for each other. Don’t take this one quite as literally as the others, but you see what we’re getting at here. 10. You’re not always going to get along. There’s going to be a day when the two of you will be spitting fire at one another. Don’t worry — every pair […]

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